tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH
destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over a man she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman
To be honest I just want someone who doesn’t pass through my life. I want someone to stick with me through shit, i want people to say “wow they are still together.” I don’t want people to come and go, I want the same person forever. This probably explains why I never let go of my past.
"Just remember, even your worst days only have twenty-four hours"
there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world
marry me and move me into a house out on some land with a wrap around porch and I promise I will give you as many babies as you’d like me too
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone